A
Date to Remember
When
I was a kid always told to the fellows that I will never date girls. As soon as
I was growing they started to like me and vice versa. I started to do what I
was saying that I never will, but what it takes to transform your dream date
into the worst date ever? My story begins with this beautiful woman who caught my
sight, she was all that I can imagine in woman gorgeous eyes, nice body, and
what every guy would desire to have as a date. Therefore, there are three
ingredients for cooking the worst date ever which are being awkward, having bad
habits, and a bad breath on the first date.
To
begin with, my first date made me have second thoughts about it. I met Jade “The
goddess” in the way out of a newspaper the phone call came after, so I decided
to invite her to dinner with me to see this beauty in action. Then I saw
something that I did not usually see in a woman, the level of clumsiness that this
girl have was shocking. For example, as she was getting in the car, she banged
her head on the roof. As a gentleman I took care of her due to the incident at
first not knowing that this woman was a total disaster. After that I let her drive toward the
restaurant because it was her car, but when we got to the restaurant she hit a
parked car while she was trying to make a parallel park, making a calamitous
scene. Furthermore, it’s seemed the girl had a natural talent to scare men, I
was realizing why she did not have boyfriend so far despite her beauty. At
least the girl liked to talk, but that was too much because this woman was selfish
for me. I did not say a word during the dinner not even to make the order for
our food because she did it for me.
Next,
during the dinner I was totally humiliated, uncomfortable, and mortified about
what people was going to think about me because she confessed that she liked to
eat with her hands due to her nationality. She was Arabic, so I felt intrigue
about dating someone with a different culture. She told me that it was cultural
to eat with her hands, but for us that was a horrible manner. Also, she ate with
her mouth open and smelled her food prior to have the meal. We went to a
Dominican restaurant, she loved the idea maybe it was to please me. The smell
of the entrance was so awesome that I felt that I was in my own house backyard.
Then like I said she ordered the main dish Churrasco, an Argentine delight with
fried plantain which I loved, and she loved it too. Later she started to dine with
her hands I felt disgusting, I was going to throw up but nothing happen. In
addition, she spit me all the food in my face meanwhile we was having a good talk, and that was one of the facts
that I was attracted to her good quality conversation despite the high pitch
that come from her mouth. I felt that she was yelling at me, this girl spoke so
loud that people all over the restaurant were looking at me in a strange way, I
didn’t feel cozy during the dinner.
Finally,
I asked her if she like clubbing to compensate the bad time that I felt we had.
She was completely agreed and told me she that loved to dance. I love woman who
know how to move well, and I told to myself finally, I found something good on
this woman. We set up in the middle of the floor dancing without an end. Then I
realized something was wrong, everything that she breathed on was stained with
an odor that smelled like a decomposed body, not only was her breath it was just her when
she initiated to sweat her armpits, neck, and body were a combination for the
undesirable. I dreamed with her, every day, hour, minute, and second before we
started to know each other, but her smell made me want to gag.
In
a nutshell, not all that shine is gold; date can be good or bad especially when
it comes your first date. Being clumsy, having a bad behavior and a stinky
mouth are the recipe for the disaster when you feel to date somebody who you started
to know a little of bit better by phone. For example, try to be familiar with
her habits, culture, and past relationships maybe you figure out that in
someplace there is a bad date for you.
En honor de mi escritor personal!!!
15'02'2013
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